1. get Fridays off or get Mondays off?

Mondays off
2. find true love or 10 million dollars? 

Find true love
3. lose half your hair or lose half your hearing?

Half of my hair
4. be poor and work at a job you love or be rich and work at a job you hate?

Be rich and work at a job I hate
5. go without the internet or a car for a month?

Without a car
6. have to sit all day or stand all day?

Stand all day
7. dump someone else or be the person getting dumped?

Dump someone
8. drink a cup of spoiled milk or pee your pants in public?

Spoiled milk
9. have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?

Have my flight delayed
10. be in your pajamas all day or in a suit all day?

Be in my pajamas
11. have a missing finger or have an extra toe? 

An extra toe
12. never use the internet again or never watch TV again? 

Never watch TV again
13. be invisible or have super speed?

14.have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?

$40 given to me
15. have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?

Photographic memory
16. able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?

Able to tell when someone is lying
17. be known as a drug dealer or be known as a liar?

Be known as a liar
18. be your favorite video game character or be your favorite movie character?

Favorite movie character
19. run 26 miles or swim 5 miles?

Run 26 miles
20. be a famous rapper or be a notorious mobster?

A famous rapper
21. be eaten by a zombie or be burnt at the stake?

Burnt at the stake
22. never drink soda again or never eat pizza again?

Never drink soda again
23. see everything blurry or see everything in black and white?

See everything in black and white
24. be stuck in a room with dead bodies or eat 5 spiders

Eat 5 spiders
25. be deaf and have no legs or be blind with no arms

Be deaf and have no legs